I recently finished this book:
Apocalipstick a novel by Sue Margolis. It’s a fun, fluffy summer read, which is really the only kind you’ll ever hear about from me. I borrowed it from someone about a year ago and can’t remember who lent it to me. If it’s you and you’re reading this and you want it back, fuhgeddaboutit. I never return anything, unless it’s a self-help book, in which case I will return it posthaste. I don’t do self-help books, as I prefer to learn the HARD way.
So this was a cute, british, romantic comedy of a book and I just thought the title was clever enough for a mention. Oh and it finally provides the answer to the age old question – ‘Why do men snore?’ ‘Because when they lay on their backs, their balls fall over their arseholes and the pressure builds up!’ AHHHHHH. That explains so much really.